Crazy Sunday

Of all the crazy Sundays this beats the lot

You left your little mama stranded in a parking lot

You brought some food in and eat the lot - I'm aching to be free

You took the Dresden china to the consulate

To bribe a shady man in a wide-brimmed hat

I hate it every time you kick the cat

I'm aching to be free

And of all the crazy Sundays knowledge finally sinking in I could pit all my wits against you and I still wouldn't win. We all live in a variety of cages but I'm no longer sharing yours. Turn away from your particular persuasions or go away fly from my doors.

You swore you’d treat me like a lady like a Debutante

But you hide the statements of your bank account

Allays claiming that its running out now I'm running out on you

You infuriate the neighbours with your car alarm

The noises from the bathroom sound like Emmerdale Farm

You lack finesse and you have no charm – I'm aching to be free

Your constant paranoia gets me down - you hid a bug device in our eiderdown

You keep a cyanide pill in case the bomb drops down and sometimes I wish it would

Your politics and ideals are spurious – your bedroom inclinations are curious

You make me nauseous and furious – I'm aching to be free

And of all the crazy Sundays knowledge finally sinking in I could pit all my wits against you and I still wouldn't win. We all live in a variety of cages but I'm no longer sharing yours. Turn away from your particular persuasions or go away fly from my doors.

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